filed under: jokes i didn’t understand when i was younger

    (Source: flynnriders, via tanikayforever)

  1. pollypopit:

    relahvant:

    asktheteamofscientists:

    hobgoblinhero:

    danadies:

    yes-master-thank-you-master:

    The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

    Jizz and jet

    shoot and scoot

    blow your load and hit the road

    bust ya nut and off ya strut

    pray

    (via a-storm-for-every-spring)

  2. (Source: skeletonbrew, via zacksttop)

  3. madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

    fandomcollector:

    hello-hannie:

    Omg I’m dying this is so cute! This little girl recreates celebrity outfits with construction paper and tape! 

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    http://www.fashionbymayhem.com/

    That little girl is going places

    this little girl has more of a fashion sense than I do

    (via gallavichings)

    teendylan:

    Get To Know Me Meme: favourite male characters [1/5] → Spencer Reid  

    "I was a twelve year old child prodigy in a Las Vegas public high school. You kick like a nine year old girl."

    (via criminalminds-bestdamnshow)

    • TV show producer:   Okay so hear me out. Let's do a show starring VEGETABLES, but...they're CHRISTIANS.
  4. awwww-cute:

    My dad built my sister’s cats bunk beds

    (via gallavichings)

  5. livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

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    tumblr in october

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    (via orphaneren)

    out-in-the-open:

    I really like what Jensen said. I think it’s true for the fans as well. It’s been such a big part of our lives, for so long, that we are really protective over it as well (x).

    (via punk-sherlocked)

    thecarnalscientist-jt:

    bryantrod:

    brook:

    halcy:

    uh oh [x]

    it’s time

    THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE

    IM THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT

    WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO

    CHIC CHICKY BOOM CHIC CHICKY BOOM

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    (via superwholock-and-key)

  6. tastefullyoffensive:

    Tumblr in one picture. [via]

    mysticmoonhigh:

    musingsdeme:

    medleymonster:

    Can we take a moment to appreciate rough and tough, super badass Dean and Sam, who’ve hunted hundreds of demons and monsters were always too nice to kill a deer? 

    well, duh, they know what it’s like to lose their mom…no way their killing bambi’s

    GO TO THE FUCKING CORNER

    (via frecklesrex)

    eternityinalake:

    welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game

    (via its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia)