1. fall-out-bagel:

    stumpomatic:

    fall-out-bagel:

    stumpomatic:

    ©

    THIS IS ME

    Is your name really Patrick? What is it like to hug the other Patrick around the middle? And to have Joe Trohman uhhh do whatever he’s doing there?  Did you ask to make a hug train or did this form spontaneously? 

    Yeah it is really Patrick. And the stump is so nice and cuddly I didn’t want to leave. And I asked them if they would hold me but joe said no so I asked for a hug train instead

    (via stumpomatic)

    (Source: pleatedjeans, via doublepop)

    can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

    i scrolled down for an explanation and there wasn’t one but i think i’m ok with that

    (Source: ratak-monodosico, via doublepop)

  2. goremet:

    danyanimated:

    So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

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    what the fuck

    (via letspretendibelong)

  3. sirenlovesong:

    ariannagrandeofficial:

    big-chicken:

    cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

    this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

    THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

    (via letspretendibelong)

  4. actionables:

    look at this picture

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    when you see it, you cannot unsee it

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    it’s a woman

    PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

    A WOMAN

    it took me 5 minutes to find her

    I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

    (via uponsorrowfuleyes)

    (Source: jesus-frankenstein, via doublepop)

    (Source: maudit, via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

  5. scumplanet:

    JUST A REMINDER THAT PLATONIC LOVE IS REALLY IMPORTANT AND I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE FRIENDS THAT YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH PLATONICALLY CAUSE THOSE FRIENDSHIPS ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND HONEST OK THANK YOU

    (via aluminumonster)

  6. deanismypatronass:

    cocolooo:

    deanismypatronass:

    cocolooo:

    i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

    I don’t believe such a thing exists

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    image

    I was mistaken

    (Source: teejayguanabana, via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

    thatwetshirt:

    andy dwyer, king of logic

    (via odins-one-eyed-fuck)