1. thepondsaregone:

    thorinoakenbutt:

    castielandpie:

    poryqon:

    it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

    I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

    For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

    WHAT

    (via orphaneren)

  2. i-am-matticus:

    havea-nicedaze:

    c0urtneys:

    b0mbb:

    wall-flawer:

    rip-aaliyah:

    man, i don’t think i’ll ever get over this picture. 

    Someone please make this a gif with the stars moving or sparkling!!

    Oh my gosh this is amazing

    wow

    No one realizes that this is what the sky is supposed to look like but we fucked it up congrats earth

    That looks like heaven

    (Source: fieldguidetobirds, via its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia)

  3. nosdrinker:

    is this a threat

    (via marxvx)

  4. shmapey:

    justmyflawedlogic:

    lokisgloriouspenis:

    okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

    female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

    so in conclusion

    if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

    image

    image

    THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

    (Source: leethepace, via letspretendibelong)

    bitch-youdontknowmylife:

    still my favorite twitter interaction of all time. 

    (Source: wankyy, via letspretendibelong)

  5. koishy:

    can we just talk about how this always ends up happening somehow

    image

    (via allons-yharkness)

  6. fallenangelflonne:

    aknowlee:

    basedmountaindew:

    kaldriss:

    >tell my girl i love subs
    >she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
    >god damn i love sandwiches

    >tell my girl i love subs
    >she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
    >god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

    >tell my girl i love subs
    >she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
    >god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

    >tell my girl i love subs
    >she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
    >i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

    (Source: grovyle, via amadmansramblings)

  7. underthe-corktree:

    FIRST PETE IS ON THE WEATHER CHANNEL NOW THE BASKETBALL GAME THE EMOKING IS TAKING OVER TELEVISION

    (via ohyesiwentzthere)

  8. airgeatlamh:

    JK Rowling said she would have made Seamus/Dean canon but she felt it would be distracting from the main trio

    Literally how much space do you need to have a line about Dean asking Seamus to the Yule ball

    Look, I’ll try

    "Parvati had tried to ask Dean to the ball, but he told her he was going with Seamus instead."

    DONE

    (Source: dad-rock-davos, via amadmansramblings)

  9. (Source: kaliningrado, via dare-g)

  10. verrlust:

    verrlust:

    verrlust:

    I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT PEOPLE THIRST FOLLOW ME. 

    imageBut what about my charming personality and lack of social skills :c

    imageOkay now you guys are just playing with my emotions.

    (Source: verrlust, via jim-jamboree123)

    maxhole:

    tylerchokely:

    rich people are truly unbelievable

    Leak these bitches addresses

    (Source: micdotcom, via its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia)