1. carsatan:

    carsatan:

    jenovaii:

    carsatan:

    My sting ray fell out of the chandelier

    i don’t even know the context of this but this is the best post i’ve seen in a while

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    I told my dad that someone reblogged this and he wants it to be known that he was the one who started the whole ‘sting ray in the chandelier’ thing

    (via amadmansramblings)

  2. firelordazula:

    do you ever go through your own blog and just smile because even though as a blog it is objectively terrible it’s, like, the only space in the world that is 100% tailored to you and your interests

    (Source: wandaventham, via letspretendibelong)

  3. allonsyarielle:

    sir-lancelittle:

    can we just review how sensual the panera logo is

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    Oh, bread. I shall whisper sweet nothings in your ear

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    (Source: ten-million-straws, via superwholock-and-key)

  4. dopamine-addiction:

    beatlesboobsandbulges:

    My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

    Parenting done right

    (via dare-g)

  5. sassking-trevor:

    cassbones:

    lesbe-nerdy:

    chanellecassidy:

    saber-chan:

    My parents aren’t home

    You know what that means

    *sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

    this is too accurate 

    *parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

    *Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

    Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

    (via brolinapproved)

    rnyspacing:

    MR. PRESIDENT

    (Source: mattsgifs, via superwholock-and-key)

  6. gretzkysmullet:

    m’leg

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    (Source: futuremrsbrandonsaad69, via its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia)

  7. allmytwentyonepilots:

    the day we have all been waiting for has come

    (via patricks-booty)

  8. stunningpicture:

    Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

    (via its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia)

  9. dunjosh:

    hey your favorite bastille song is pompeii?? your favorite fall out boy song is my songs know??? thats really rad and you should never judge someone on the fact that their favorite song by a band just happens to be their most popular 

    (via patricks-booty)

  10. deliverusfromevans:

    And how could I forget this? (plus Dallon being a creepy creeper in the back)

    (via patricks-booty)